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my name is alli.
i prefer alice.
i have obsessions.
i have compulsion.
and i have impulse control issues.




PENIS.
enjoy the crazy folks.
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blonde-for-hire:

lady88:

  • googling the word LESBIAN
  • watching any kind of “girl on girl” porn these ARE NOT lesbians, I repeat NOT actual LESBIANS
  • asking us if you can watch
  • asking personal and/or offensive questions
  • watching the South Park episode where they talk about “scissoring”
  • talking drunk girls into making out
  • listening to Katie Perry songs (helpful hint, she’s straight, and that song is kind of offensive to some of us)
  • MTV. Any of it. All of it.
  • Tilla Tequila and any aspect of her being or television productions

Notes:

  1. hollyhasatumblr reblogged this from lady88 and added:
    Or simply queer women for...matter. Dear god, I’m glad I ended up with a guy who didn’t...
  2. dmoshow reblogged this from lady88 and added:
    almost always answer...personal/offensive questions in way more detail than
  3. dorianthorn reblogged this from ashesonqueenstreet
  4. homosaywhat reblogged this from lady88
  5. troublicious reblogged this from ashesonqueenstreet and added:
    Same for bisexual girls, please and thank you.
  6. ashesonqueenstreet reblogged this from lady88 and added:
    Always relevant.
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